These things absolutely rock - and they come with a history that spans centuries and ingenious individuals that were lucky enough to be living in times and places that allowed them to do their thing.

DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR SEXY PEACHES?

Think Skrillex but a wee bit less one-note and retarded. Still amazingly offensive and annoying music.

Well, that's what pretty much all unmoderated Twitch chats look like.

Hell is other people, sure, but painting the grass sounds pretty crazy to me.

Link's actual name is Rincorn "Rinky Dink" Dinko III. He runs a small sushi bar in Fukuoka.

He does drop a mention of the option of reviewing customer feedback.

That is the Magic of Marketing.

So many words, so little content. He must be a lawyer. Or handcrafted from lawyer sperm.

EA is about the future, not the past.

Why Spearhead? It's an EA studio, so Sarin would have been much more appropriate?

The "Exploration" mission was in fact a free-roam trip to the very same areas presented to you inside those (boring) missions. The missions were mostly just slices of game world, with some story sprinkled on top - they all took place in the overworld map, the entirety of which could be explored at your leisure when…

That giant tank thing is called a Walker and it pops up every now and then. I think I spent a rough 60% of my total Destiny time in PVP, the other 40% I spent in the general area depicted above, picking up all the gear and cash that would carry me through everything.

How is that possible? I genuinely do not understand.

Ah - look at the picture at the top of this article. You recognize this area, right? On top of the building behind the Walker is a bronze chest spawn point. Inside that building are two spawn points, one on the left (behind some rubble) and one on the right, inside a small dark room.

There was the one Golden Chest that you had to pass to advance - that one, everybody I know got.

From my hours of scavenging and killing, I can say that I believe to have found three distinct types of chests: The golden chests (yellow square things with green lights on them), the normal chests (grey square things with green lights on them) and the funky steampunk chests (I'd like to call them bronze, but I don't…

Same here. Couldn't be arsed to play half of the time it was up, was looking forward to Saturday's special event (which a lot of us were certain would be the Moon stage, why else put it there? Damn teases they are!) and we sure got a hell of a lot of fun out of the beta.

Large green brightly shining lights not enough for you, then.

Too bad - the 5 golden chests are hinted at in the mission select map screen proper (4 of which I found all by myself) and the regular loot chests keep respawning indefinitely.