Just imagine it in all its silly glory! You and me - complete strangers - engaging in a pointless exchange of thoughts on something that does not touch our meatspace lives one bit!

Pretty awesome!

People are also establishing embassies for extraterrestrials. Just supersayan'.

Look. Dolphin is a work of genius. Still, emulating the Wii is as banal as emulating a Super Nintendo (I'm exaggerating for effect). Even if the code of those PS3/360 emulators was as slick as strawberry-flavoured lube, we'd need host systems far more powerful than what we have now.

Look,

The law concerns vaginas, not cunts.

Alright, hold that thought.

I know and love Dolphin, as it runs my Wii games and allows me to upscale them at my own leisure. What Dolphin does cannot be compared to what a PS3/360 emulator is tasked to do.

If it was that easy, the world would be emulating PS3 and 360 on their PCs.

I tried them all. That was in the beginning. The Human starting area is only ridiculously boring if you have issues with being human. Any amount of self-loathing or genuine misanthropy will grow into a severe headache after just minutes. Within half an hour, you hate life and turn into a human-shaped troll.

You're doing it again.

Maybe they weren't done reading the information on the information screen area upfront, preventing them from wanting to turn the steering wheel around. When they were ready to turn, the tablet in the mid section started to suggest they enter their Facebook and Twitter details, to brag about their purchase.

Like all the best things in life, this is stupid, sad and hilarious all at the same time.

Also, it's probably a bit heavier and more complex and thus prone to a relatively distinct lack of reliability, compared to most non-moving seats.

Went for sauce, my own precious eyeballs-and-brain combo got stuck in an infinite loop hovering over them there these bullet points here:

He loved dogs?

NOBODY BE FUCKING WITH DARWIN WHEN HE DECIDES TO THROW THE BAD APPLES IN THE POOL.

I'm on the warpath, just passing through. Have a splendid weekend.

Oh, so you can actually read?

WAI U NO WATCH DE MADDOX?