PC won't weep. Upgrades are an option, once feasible.

Before the influx of crappy shitty poopy games and all that alpha early access nonsense, I was actually quite happy with Steam. For a bit now, my browsing sessions (with intent to buy) all eventually ended laughing at snarky comments or giving up in a mix of feeling sad and quite enraged.

It's all about tearing shit down.

Let them tell other people how to make games.

You're aware of the fact that this incessant barrage of ideology is making it really easy for gamers to just leave Kotaku behind?

Purple, red or black?

That is absolutely not true.

I'm not much of a fan of hype.

Vagina-headed tentacle beast! Loving it! Yay!

Decisions, decisions.

Yeah, if I had my way all games would feature totally not sexist depictions of bad-ass non-white lesbian Marxist valkyrie Femen killer Greenpeace members that not only stick it to the man by creating the most awesome whites-only holocaust, but fight CO2 emissions in the process. Flick that bean, sister, you know you…

Doesn't really matter, does it.

I'm a believer in the tap-and-soap approach.

Would that be one of those names people choose for themselves or does it hint at a family history of substance abuse, mental illnesses and making bad life choices?

The Crow?

Hm, I actually liked the ride.

Yes, I absolutely need to track and analyze myself.

Another union spicing things up for those actually putting some effort into their chosen line of work? You don't say.

While not a fan of plastic cup noodle foodstuffs, I'll gladly admit his movies are pretty out-of-this-world. Scary for a brief moment, inspiring for a lifetime. Well played, samurai.