Reminds me of the time the dentist pushed me to get braces “because it would make (me) look prettier”. Uh, unless there’s a decent reason I don’t want to be bothered with wearing braces for years, thank you very much!

I have even had people doubt my reading just because I was a girl. Literally. “Oh, I didn’t think girls read anything other than fashion magazines”. Bro please, I’ve probably already read more than you ever will.

My first boyfriend was good at this, now that I think of it. His idea of flirting includes gems such as: “I can’t believe it, it can actually speak English?” (yeah, it’s not the official language in my country but I don’t think there’s any 15-year old here that doesn’t at least speak some basic English - also…

I think her name is pretty amazing, though, I have to give her that. Apart from that, fuck all these people.

There are always trash cans, no? Just put it in one of those, it’s their purpose. The floor is not a trash can so trash doesn’t belong there. :)

Alright, now this is one I can join! When I was 17 my mom and I went to Thailand together. I was going to fly back alone after 3 weeks, and she was going to stay for 2-3 weeks was the idea longer. My mom tends to always doubt her decisions, so during the trip she kept wondering whether she should return home with me,…

That’s the kind of guy that ends up with a restraining order sooner or later.

Also, WTF, who celebrates a birthday WEEK?

I would star this several times if I could.

10 months for murder. Sounds legit... :/

Unless you’re pregnant, then they’ll keep you hooked up to life support to use you to keep your fetus alive for months.

Oh god why?

Rue was black in the books you fool.

WHY THE FUCK are there even vaginal exams in a classroom? WTF? It doesn’t make any sense...

I once asked a known misogynist what he thought was an okay number, for men and women. Apparently women are sluts after 3 sexual partners unless ALL THREE raped them (because once you’ve had sex, you can’t be raped, right? Only virgins can be raped) and men are sluts after about 100.

The “I’d rather be hungry than eat”-part reminded me of a boarding school I went to when I was 12. The food was so bad I’d have to choose between my stomach hurting from hunger or from the food. When the people who were supposed to take care of us got fed up with me (I guess I wasn’t the easiest child, being a little…

Don’t forget the ZIN!

Absolutely. Also I don’t need to worry about a bag creepily caressing my leg and sexually harassing me for the whole ride.

Huh?

That’s a very good point. Thank you.