HOLY FUCK is all I have to say to that letter, and I'm a vegetarian.

I haven't but only because I only go out to nice, quiet cafés with my boyfriend and our group of friends. I have been to clubs exactly 4 times, and one of those times I was scared as fuck that it would've happened. I was there with my class from school, and I asked them to hold my drink while I went to the bathroom;…

Which is exactly why I fucking hate rom-coms.

Definitely. My first ex had a pretty tiny penis (it was my first time, and I could not feel a thing), but that doesn't mean, like everyone seems to assume, that our sex life was bad - we both liked very long foreplay, so really, the 10 seconds of not feeling anything didn't actually bother me.

I'd like to be able to reassure you but I can't. It's completely possible, I'm afraid. Now I try to ignore them and if I really can't I'll start inventing my own language and throwing it at them, I guess.

Most of them sure seem to be.

Due to my Asperger's, NLD and traumatic experiences in the past (PTSD and flashbacks all the way), my reflex tends to be more of fear sometimes, but like, "scary, crazy" fear, sometimes including loud, almost hysterical screaming - very unpleasant for me, but at least they usually leave me alone after that. I can…

The worst is when they ask you to take them out under the false pretense of needing help with something, because I just can't not help people and these fuckers all seem to smell it.

While I was studying Russian I used to start blabbering in Russian to them. It worked pretty well, actually - up until the one Russian creep who thought I was messing with him/playing hard to get and followed me home. :(

Maybe if you were sure you'd never see them again, you'd be correct. I've had different experiences, however. A pedophile (I was 14, he was 22) gave me his phone number once; when I got home he had looked me up on Netlog and was spamming me with questions as to why I hadn't texted or called him yet. It's only your…

I guess it can be okay very occasionally. I met an ex of mine that way. I think if you can make it very clear that 1. you're not hitting on her/going to hit on her and 2. you won't bother her further if she doesn't want to talk to you, it could be okay. Prepare for rejection, however, because chances are she really…

That explains.

True.

People who get BETWEEN you and your book can go fuck themselves. Seriously, that is so rude and absurd I can't even comprehend it.

You could alternate it with a "nobody cares about your stupid boner"-t-shirt. It would make you my hero.

Oh god that's horrible. That would trigger a panic attack/flashbacks in me (when I was bullied as a child, that was my cue they were going to beat me up after sneaking up on me from behind). Hopefully the kind where I start freaking out and screaming and hitting him, because fuck, what kind of piece of shit pulls…

No, I don't think the guy deserves any fucking, let him sit alone in his basement for the rest of his life.

Are you serious about that comment? How can someone be that dumb?

And I thought it was bad I (not the bullies, always the victim) got punished the times I lashed out at my bullies in a mood of panic/rage... At least they didn't charge me for fucking assault...

Can I steal that comment? Pretty please with a cherry on top?