That would mean sending dick pics to a teenager. Doesn't seem like such a great idea now, does it?

Why???

Well that seems like a great idea... /sarcasm

How on earth did the guy think that would be a good idea?

How did that guy even come up with that? That seems like the worst possible lube substitute to me...

Oh god. Why would anyone want to use that as lube?

I think sex with a guy while his best friend, who had a crush on me, was in the same room (and later on the other way around - I went through a bit of a 'sleeping around-fase' after my ex broke up with me) was the worst. Or maybe the time when I didn't know how to tell a one-night stand I was on my period, and he…

I did help him find ways to last longer a couple of years later (when I was a bit more experienced), so eventually it all turned out to be fine.

OH GOD WHY?

Oh god I've been there. My first time... I stopped short of asking him to put it in because I noticed he was cumming...

What is liquid dial?

The mom was nearby and the child had a cell phone. What's it like being this sheltered?

No, I like the 'lighter' style of writing here on Jezebel, it just bothers me that they seem to think that a woman oriented site would NEED to be about celebrities, sex and fashion. Or am I reading too much into it?

To be honest it kind of does bother me that even a feminist site like this still has 'celebrity, sex, fashion" as their 'main topic' (according to the tagline, anyway). I usually come here for political and human rights stuff...

I usually find it silly when people do it and it kind of does bother me, but then I will just join them in being antisocial and read a nice book, so I'm not complaining. :p

The problem is not with people being slow - it's them being slow then bitching about it.

That's creepy as fuck... Kinda reminds me of the time I made a fake profile to talk to my rapist because I wanted to hear if he still wanted to kill me, and he told the fake 15-year old that "someone had once accused him of rape". To make things even grosser, he tried to seduce her because "age is just a number". He's…

Exactly.

I don't think it is. As far as I understood it she replaced the prescribed medicine with something random from Whole Foods, but the two don't seem to be linked, I think.

I don't know, but "lifestyle choice" sounds a bit too much like rich people living solely on extremely decadent food, for example, and that's not exactly what I associate kids with. I tend to call them little parasites, but for some reason people seem to hate me when I say that so I'm guessing that's not the answer…