I ship it

This is a perfect example of how modding technology should be used:
for good, not evil.

And now you know how the straight chicks feel about the original! Cept, I suppose it’s not so much unappealing as it is “oh god, not this again.”

Wait...this is what Quiet actually does? I mean...damn. I’m not sure how anyone could defend this. Satire just doesn’t cut it.

I have the weirdest Metal Gear Solid now.

I’m still waiting...

They should have used shirtless Snake instead.

Hey. I’m pretty good.

This is probably canon.

Time to go where no man has gone before.

Had to take a deep breath through my skin before reading this article.

“THIS GAME IS A 10”

“If you’ve never fucked a fat person, take a minute and ask yourself why.” Probably for the same reason you do, but in reverse. I like what I like. Why do I prefer Agent Orange or Wire to Metalica? Why do I like small cars instead of trucks? Why do I not like the colors orange or yellow? Personal preference. Some…

I can relate. My fetishes are centered around domination/submission so having a big fat guy has always fit into that. Now, fat people had never been a fetish, but I’ve never ever been into the physical aspect of guys...(no, REALLY). I’ve been with every type...super skinny, super fat, in between, women, men. I’m very…

I’m fat.

If you are truly 6’2” and 180lbs, you can fucking handle it, bro.

I really hope this is a failed attempt at satire.