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Years of working on these posts has given me instant model recall!

Her look of accomplishment at the end is everything to me. Like, yeah I did it, whatever.

Hillary is the best. I selfishly want her to announce ASAP so I can apply to work for her campaign.

The rape was reported on Oct. 31. Results of the rape kit came back on Feb. 10

Look at that little psycho mug. Makes me wanna....

:/ that is not where i selected kinja

Adorable! My sister had a dog who bumped into a watermelon, causing it to roll and make a little noise. He totally wasn't expecting it and jumped and barked up a storm. We were all "What's wrong, Marty?" but he was convinced of the evils of the large green thing, and wanted to make sure it didn't hurt anyone. Days

Somebody likes this very much.

I need my new job... so I can get a real corgi. I have a corgi calendar, 2nd year in a row, A corgi sticker photo on my coffee mug, and I late 20s married man and I have a plush corgi on my bed.

Any time I spend on Twitter is less time I get to spend with you <3

Cassie, you need to get on Twitter and start sharing these jokes with the world!

More like "mall lifting" AMIRITE???