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They are a damned photogenic couple, but Cara's family is probably right to worry about the age difference. I was twenty and my first wife was 36 when we met. I thought age meant nothing. At least in our case, it turned out to mean a lot. Took me two decades to screw up the courage to end that unhappy relationship.

When has being a wife and mother stopped anyone from indulging in their love of coke?

I thought the SAME THING. Julianne Moore, as beautiful as she is, is like twice Ellen Page's age. It is... as gross as Johnny Depp and that girl he took up with.

I was actually thinking about this, too (blergh) and I think it might have something to do with the fact that we've already seen all the stories by the time they air.

Coal miner's daughter goes spraying from my mouth and nose to all over my chest.

Aw, mine was Delevinguez but it does lack a certain drunken carousing. Carachelle it is.

I just found out my disdain for May/December movie couples extends to gay movie couples as well!

You mean Paula Deen is walking around with a maybe boner?

Paula Deen. Just go away. You are a bad person.

My couple name for Cara and Michelle is CARACHELLE which sounds like carousel, but drunk. Love you guys.

This is the best.
As someone who loves justice, even subtle justice, this is delicious.
And as a playwright, I am thrilled. And I'm going to go for it!

Are there any consequences for the impostor? Will he at least be identified? Sued? Prosecuted for fraud?

FUCKING LOVE THIS.

Class Mr Katz. Pure class.