The best. You.

Oh my god it's you! You are the replacement! This is the best news. You are amazing and I'll follow you anywhere. Seriously. I'm huge fan of you Burt.

I agree! My friend wrote one for this issue! I'm so proud of him :)

American girls get such a bad rap in this movie, it always pissed me off.

THANK YOU!

Purrfect.

Exactly where I stopped reading. I wanted to hear her point, but no.
Just no.

Hi. I just wanted you to know that I stopped reading when you used the word "blacks" so there it is.

I am a copyeditor and I did not think it was atrocious at all!
In fact, I enjoy Burt's style and voice tremendously, it's refreshing and real.

Brilliantly written.
And surprisingly familiar... sounds a little like my last boss.
Some people are just sociopaths...

Exactly. Fuh....

thank you.

I want to send her all the tongue scrapers.

You are my favorite.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

blech. seriously. ew.

Fucking thank you. I REALLY needed that!
LOVEYOU! happy holidaze lovely ladies

AAAAWWWWWWWWW I LOVE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you so much. I feel incredibly satisfied.
Plus, it reminds me of this:

Please tell us more! How fun!

I support this.