Purrfect.

Exactly where I stopped reading. I wanted to hear her point, but no.
Just no.

Hi. I just wanted you to know that I stopped reading when you used the word "blacks" so there it is.

I am a copyeditor and I did not think it was atrocious at all!
In fact, I enjoy Burt's style and voice tremendously, it's refreshing and real.

Brilliantly written.
And surprisingly familiar... sounds a little like my last boss.
Some people are just sociopaths...

Exactly. Fuh....

thank you.

I want to send her all the tongue scrapers.

You are my favorite.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

blech. seriously. ew.

Fucking thank you. I REALLY needed that!
LOVEYOU! happy holidaze lovely ladies

AAAAWWWWWWWWW I LOVE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you so much. I feel incredibly satisfied.
Plus, it reminds me of this:

Please tell us more! How fun!

I support this.

Why have I JUST learned about Autostraddle?!?!?
ps kuddos on your article that was mainpaged! I heart you!

Thank you!

I have such a comedy crush on you!!!!!!

What's it called? I must go there one day?!xo

YAY!!!!!!!! Burt, I am so happy for you. You are a treat to read!