Oh man... so who's going to have to carry my memory card in their ass for 5 long years?

And then, the boy gets in trouble with gangsters, and has to go back to his apartment to get the saves, killing John Travolta in the process.

This defies almost all knowledge of computing I know... I mean, it is possible to send a task via network to a remote computer to process a job on the cloud, and then send back the results. We saw this with the PS3 and the Folding@Home project.