Zelda can't be the princess, he's a guy.

I'd say he should play Watch_Dogs...but he plays that already with the NSA

Eh. When I was twelve I wouldn't have fucking murdered another kid, and I'd have expected to go to jail for life if I had.

I found out Weegee's true nature yesterday when I recorded this. That look on his face. That "You fucked with the wrong Italian." look.

And the Lord's work has been done.

Dang it, Bobby!

Come with me and you'll see a world full of exploitation.

+1 for Gene Wilder Willy Wonka

You've got 15 minutes!

I'm 90% sure I've seen Nature Valley used as a censor in hentai.

Is Donald Sterling gonna be the end Boss?

Then I'm about to blow your mind: