For real. HIPAA orientation at hospitals is basically admin staff in black robes holding candles chanting in Latin about absolute silence. This is mindblowing.

SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO GET FIRED, Y'ALL!

It'd be great if people could do that, but so many people have kids bc they're trying to make a mini replica of themselves, live through childhood again, or psychically work out their own failures through the kid. Many parents are treating their kids like shit for life bc the kid decided to be their own person, & had…

Putting this out here:

Just love your kids.

That's Brian Blessed, so it could be anything. A joke. A menu. A ransom note. He is the greatest human being the UK ever produced. I'm serious. Read about him. He's a badass.

#Badge

#NOTALLCAPS

#badge

#PRAYFORCAPS

Someone please educate all olds that using punctuation and space in a hashtag negates the hashtag's purpose. #Badge

Really similar kind of thing for me and my wife. I had a bi-lateral lung transplant (almost 5 years ago!) and when I was getting listed we got a burner phone to give that number only to my transplant nurse coordinator so that we wouldn't jump every time our individual phones rang. (I ended up only being on the list…

Preach on! Idiocracy has NOTHING to do with eugenics. It's a satire projection of where life is headed.

Really, Eugenics is where you go? Troll much?

What are you talking about?! All the tablets have replaceable batteries; you just can't put the tablet back together again after using various tools to pry it open :D

I think you're a very specific kind of phone user, and lucky you, there is a specific phone for your uses. But most people are always in large cities that always have service or wifi in some capacity, are always at there desk or in there car with accessible charging cables, and also have the means of upgrading their…

You've never seen an iPhone?