The Mini Rocketman!

Mmm, not sure about that. The Mini JCW went around the Top Gear track in 1:34.2. The Abarth SS wasn't far behind at 1:35.5. The Mini S isn't as quick as the JCW, so the S and the SS would probably be pretty fairly matched. Plus their power-to-weights are pretty close.

Yeah, I was being super subtle and sarcastic.

I know it's 60 frames per second, but I was making a joke that it feels like 60 frames per minu...you know what, never mind.

What if this whole Corvette leak is just a ploy by GM to fire someone they've been trying to get rid of for years?

Yeah, skateboarding sim, as in whenever I play BF I feel like I'm on a skateboard. Nonetheless, CoD's 60 frame per minute (that's one frame per second) gameplay hasn't been matched.

As hard as other skateboarding sims like Battlefield try, they have nothing on that 60 frame-per-minute multiplayer gameplay that CoD provides.

It took me just shy of six on hardened. Veteran is no doubt longer. The Telegraph said the campaign was 8 hours, but didn't say what difficulty.

That's review bombing, and it's been around for a while. When MW2 came out, it had a similar score from the critics and a one point something from the fans. People with nothing better to do log on and give the game a low rating.

Maybe the building plans are from the same company.

Wow, I didn't know so much went into the road design. I guess hitting a pothole at 200 mph in an F1 car isn't the same as bouncing over it at 25 in a Volvo.

Man, Kotaku is full of too many stuck-up pompous nihilists. Lighten up and enjoy something for once in your lives.

Cheer up sugar plum

So the Lotus I've been rooting for is the wrong Lotus?

You know what? It sucks when someone leaves after three days, but look at it this way: If the guy would rather go write about floor mats and cup holders in minivans than write about the awesome things that get published here, then good for him for letting himself out as quickly as he did.

Holy shit you're right. I thought the whole thing was just going to be a montage then I skipped to 2 minutes and the video started.

I'm enjoying the heck out of multiplayer except when it disconnects me, which is often.

What the shit? There's a minimum comment length now?

Take out your iPhone (this works on Android too) and before you go to the app store to buy this, bring up your browser and go to [www.seatguru.com]

Not to spoil your pedantism, but I was making the point that with all its extra cylinders and turbos and radiators, the Veyron only weighs about 40 lbs more than the ZL1.