From the rally footage I've seen, it looks like the drivers are staying true to the Greek way of life and retiring early.

Does it have to be a real lap?

Fantastic, I'll definitely do that. Thanks for the link!

Great, thanks! Hopefully Audi's feed won't be as flaky as it was during Le Mans. The dashboard camera is a great way to watch the race.

Is there any place where North Americans can watch this online? Some kind of legitimate feed from the BBC or something?

"Your statement is correct, but I am here to say that if you had said something that was incorrect, you would be incorrect."

Dammit Jalopnik, between this and the Lancia Stratos video, I'm not going to be able to stand up for a while.

Oh my gentle Jesus that's a sweet sound.

If it's just about the technology and being able to put yourself in a mob, then why the need for the trashy headline?

Can we please stop saying this is why Canada isn't so nice? Canada's a big fucking country. Second to Russia, in fact. The actions of some people in one city are not an accurate portrayal of the rest of the country.

He even had a prior DUI?

Now you can alert blind people of your presence and troll the neighourhood!

Yeah, this was just a bunch of engineers having some fun with a W12 from a Bentley. It wasn't ever going to handle well, but that wasn't really the point.

It's like a Golf built to promote the Golf.

The Hemi Big Wheel, answering the age-old question, "What can you Hemi?"

How about the Veggie Van?

The Weinermobile

Poor little guy never had a chance.

Okay, please let me know when it's alright to start making jokes about a drunk-driving D-lister who made a name for himself sticking toy cars in his rectum.

I like this approach. There's nothing wrong with more options.