I love this post, but I’m still trying to recover from that crazy song in “Bouncy Slide Bounces on You.” Reminds me of Nyan Cat.

Please do tell. I’ve never done it (and never will) but have always been curious about what it’s like and what the hangover is like.

yeeeesssss!

My boyfriend at the time and I were cleaning the house he lived in with his dad and his dad’s new wife (we were 20-ish) and accidentally found a dildo in a box next to the bed. The dildo was *used*

I love me some Colin Firth, but he’s a TERRIBLE on-screen kisser. Just. Terrible. Kind of ruins the fantasy.

congrats!

I hate Facebook so much. So much. I don’t have the time or the energy to respond to every moronic post I see there (and it does take a lot more energy when it comes from friends or family), so I just stay away. Then I’m accused of being antisocial and apathetic to what’s going on in everyone’s lives. Fuck Facebook.

Ir-

For real. Most people can’t stand being around someone who is smarter than they are.

Really?? I didn’t know that, and now feel great disappointment.

This is actually kind of nice and understated. It’s a nice gesture, not an effort to sell anything. I’m kind of okay with it.

OMG THIS SONG. I remember this song.

Military is one thing (my husband is military) but marine is another altogether. (I know I know #notallmarines)

Agreed.

You are SO right. How did this amazing woman end up with this marine douche. I imagine he is very opinionated and always right. Also controlling with no sense of humor. I hope to god I’m at least a little bit wrong.

It was also the way she said it, like two words higher archy. College educated. Okay.

Also unless your active duty military or dependent.

A million times this. She’s a fucking terrorist.

I would actually entertain myself on that website if I knew who you were and when you were “on.” That sounds amazingly entertaining.

it reminded me of this