Congratulations! This story made me feel queasy and pissed at the same time, a first in my life! Seriously, fuck that guy so hard. If I had witnessed that myself, I would have raged so hard at him. I’m surprised no one called out his inexcusable and disgusting behavior. How embarrassing for everyone around him.

This is EXACTLY what I thought of when I saw that video!

THIS is fucking perfect.

I would want a wine cellar with all the wine (including bubbly)

That was the most shocking part of this story for me. We can’t say the word “vagina” on TV? wtf

Oh how sad. I was also sad about the half lady bug that was found in my salad this past weekend. Those pre-packaged salads are supposed to be pre-washed and ready to eat, but I always wash mine for this reason.

I’m Christian but I can’t help but star this and salute you good sir!

What a psycho! Sorry you went through that. I hope your name has been cleared at this point.

I’m so sorry for your experience. It’s maddening to say the least. Maybe not the same, but I was once beaten up badly by a women and her friends because I was dating her husband (didn’t know at the time he was married). I had a fractured cheek and couldn’t leave my house for two weeks because my face was so badly…

Just tell me one thing: How much bulimia do I have to endure?

Oh I hate that. I always get the “you look tired” comment, and I wonder why people feel it’s okay to say that to someone else. I always say, “no I’m not tired at all, this is just how I look, but thanks!” Usually shuts them up.

That’s terrible!!! Don’t let that witch get to you like that. That is a passive-aggressive and manipulative thing to say to another person. I would show up always without eyeliner just to watch her squirm.

I just made a meme of that exact thing...

I looked at that image for a good 30 seconds trying to figure out what that animal was, what it was holding, and why it was sticking it way up in the air like it was about to stab someone with it before I realized, “oh it’s a beak and that is a bird.” I just woke up.

That fucking sucks. Sorry that happened to you.

Grew up in Los Angeles. I rarely went to my dances in high school because I didn’t like the music they played (80s disco). So in 10th grade I used to save my lunch money all week (I know, healthy), and my “friends” and I would go to Knott’s Berry Farm on Friday nights to go dancing at Studio K. It was really fun. The…

Oh YOU!

The “currently covered in fruit flies” line made me do a spit take with my Starbuck’s Americano. Good times!