My periods are like clockwork. I always know what day I'm ovulating or going to start. So a while back I ran into a former lover, and although we had both moved on with our lives and married other people, the sparks FLEW. I'm pretty sure I spontaneously and (of course) involuntarily ovulated! I was supposed to start…

I love that she couldn't get that "running man" going at 2:22. You can tell she's never done that move in her life, not even alone in her room. Not that I've ever done that. SHUT UP you know you've done it too!

A girl from your work or her work? Why did that upset her? Why did she throw up on you? I'm so confused!

And, just for the record, here is an except of Ebert on North.

Here's the recipe in case anyone is interested and don't feel like looking the the long document for it. It's a very basic recipe. I expected more from it. Also, I'm an avocado purist, so my guacamole recipe is more simple: salt, black pepper, red pepper flakes, cumin, and lime - all to taste. So great on tacos.

I think I caught a few minutes of it last night. You would have thought these people had written, directed, and acted in Citizen Kane. Maybe there was more to it than I allowed, but the documentary seemed laughable to me.

Thanks for your comment. I see your point. But the original OPs post is saying the "fat" comment and attaching the attractiveness to it ("fat girls can be gorgeous"). My comments were in response to her assessment.

But here's the thing. SHE'S NOT FAT. She looks like me when I was a normal size 8-10 and within my healthy body mass index. Now many years later and at an unhealthy body mass index, I wear Lane Bryant size 14-16, and I look nothing like her, especially in pictures. She looks WAY thinner than me. In fact, I look very…

Oh, well. It was a perfect answer to your riddle, even if it was the wrong answer. You know we'll never stop guessing!

Joe Schmo?

That is fucking BRILLIANT! I'll have to remember this move.

This was hilarious! What is this show?

Um, calm down. Adultosaur was being satirical. I totally got that. (If you were also being satirical, I didn't get that; and please disregard my response.)

Okay, so last year all the scenes from the trailer were in the FIRST FREAKING EPISODE! Is this happening again do you think?

Can we please get rid of "hipster"? Also, can we please stop with the "totes adorbs"?

Mark, I am laughing hysterically at the video and your commentary on it! I laughed at the video because I had a similar response when my husband proposed to me, although not as extreme as this woman. There was definitely some crazy happy-crying a la Emma Thompson in Sense and Sensibility. Mr. LuckyCat originally…

You are a good person.

So do you think about this person sexually? Do you imagine yourself making love to this person or walking around town holding hands? If so, you may be gay or bisexual. Woo-hoo! More choices in life for you!

I hope you feel good about the choice to attend a community college. I'm a big fan of community colleges. They are generally affordable with smaller class sizes and more attentive and caring faculty who are not bogged down with research responsibilities. Now as an ABD doctoral student, I owe my much improved quality…