You pay a technology premium, sure. But, no one that has ever sat in or driven a Tesla thinks they’re junk. No one.

these are 100% the worst people in the jalopnik community. nobody gains anything from disparaging something that’s actually, and not ostensibly or arguably, great. it’s fucking stupid. tesla rules sorry.

And you had some very proud moments, Matt.

Your wife’s car isn’t crap because it cost $34K. Your wife’s car is crap because it’s an Escape.

I predict this does not move the needle for Tesla nearly as much as the Model 3 will. They need an “affordable” Tesla, stat!

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Looks like he learned from the best.

A smart roadster.

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Sedans are nonsense. Here’s a VW Vanagon $10,500.

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

Props to the ONE guy smart enough to run the opposite direction the car is moving

Literally, you’re a pedant. Figuratively, if you get this worked up over internet commentary, your heart is going to explode.

I don’t get the “most dominant (female) athlete in history” narrative that people spew about Rousey. She is great! She’s a totally impressive athlete who currently dominates in her specific field! But we’re still talking about somebody with only 11 fights to her name. Putting her on the same level as an athlete like…

I like that last bit, because what it essentially means is that he beat the lies that people used to tell about a guy that was pretty strong.

MULTIPLE POOPS.

Kill all the old 911s. They’ve had their time.

Alfredo continued:

Patrick - thanks for keeping the content coming today. I think your readers understand that the issues facing the GM sites right now are complex and challenging, but I wanted you to know that your effort has been obvious and it shows an incredible level of professionalism and respect for your audience.

I’ve seen a bunch of Cobra race cars in person before, heck I even saw and heard a real GT40 once and there is no fucking way that the Koenigsegg is louder. None. Zero.