I like that you're supposed to go for it at your own 8...then not at your own 12...then again at your own 15...then not at the 20...then yes at the 25. What the hell, 4th and 3?

I bet there would be more dads in the locker room if more of the players knew who their dad was.

Baby steps, man. They're only just rediscovering how to cover things other than Tebow. It'll be a while before they remember that the big sports generally require an entire team and happen on the field.

You can't imagine a scenario in which something terrible happens to you. You report it as a crime, nothing happens and you're persuaded to drop it. A year later, you see the person who did this to you become extremely successful without having to deal with the consequences of what they did to you.

It's not the 3 man rush, it's the ridiculously soft zone coverage, combined with defenders getting excited and colliding, going for the pick and popping it up, or just assuming that someone else is gonna get it since there's so many other guys in coverage. Rush 3, play man with 3 deep and you should be sucessful.

This is far from an exhaustive analysis. So many desperation-heave situations never mature because the prevent defense forces an interception or a turnover on downs. Some three-man rushes result in sacks that end the game without the fanfare of a long bomb. Some three-man rushes are only three-man rushes because the…

This is kinda like how the Dolphins pranked Richie Incognito with a real rat in the locker room.

Just like Cam Newton did in Tuscaloosa, amirite?

Give away $300 mil. No big deal.

On the plus side, the sentence doesn't have a period.

Reuben
Against all advice, I took the Cardinals. My opponent took the Lions (a game I was actually at).

Put him on the air wearing a sombrero and a poncho and we'll call it even.

This phrasing is awkward to me. Is it saying that they WILL execute by firing squad?

U.S. Census Bureau ranks Cobb County as the most educated in Georgia. Maybe we should lay off Alabama.

Golf is definitely less preppy in the south than tennis.

In my experience (living in Utah and selling gear to climbers) they are broke ass motherfuckers who rather spend a month's rent on a new set of cams and sleep in a back of a van and not showering for weeks. Definitely not bro-y. However, now I live in SEC land and haven't seen many SEC hair (fuck, I hate that shit)…

I don;t think of it as preppy so much as Mormon/Nevada.

And this is why Jalen Rose will always be my favorite Pacer.

Student 1: C'mon, Jalen, do it!