She's a seal.

I HOPE YOU'VE GOT YOUR EXTRA BAGGY CARGO PANTS FIRMLY ATTACHED TO YOUR WALLET CHAIN BECAUSE HERE COMES FIERI READY TO BLAST THEM OFF YOUR CANDY ASS AND ONTO THE FLAVORTOWN SPACE STATION ORBITING YOUR TASTEBUDS AT THE SPEED OF RIGHTEOUS.

"Are Big Bang Theory and Friends on the same level?"

Well I hate them both. So yes?

I refurbish furniture and I would love to write tips on how to take old thrift store items and give them new life. That would be fun.

Health: Would love some non-body-shaming, non-"health nuts, they so crazy" women's health stuff. I'd love a series on workouts. But I want it in a "Just tell me what I need to do to not die" framework versus "this is how you get skinny."

I really like Jezebel as is currently, though I feel like some of the content is needlessly click baity. I'd really love to see a side room (ala powder room, kitchenette or roy g biv) that was dedicated to crafting and diy. Not just twee perfect pinterest- though I'm down with that, but like hard core make something…

I'd love to see a snapshot series similar to Lifehacker's "How I Work" featuring women, especially women in traditionally male dominated fields.

Yes, please science writers. Even if you just run the science pieces past someone with the right background to point out any dangerous misconceptions or glaring factual errors it would be a huge improvement. Writers could also incorporate corrections pointed out by people in the comment section.

Bring back the fucking grays. Or, like Max said yesterday, administer some sort of "flag" or "call moderator" button for spam, trolls and porn gifs.

[Small voice] I like makeup and beauty stuff. I'd love to read lovely, joyful pieces about how to do half-moon manicures and how to tightline properly. And I think there are a lot of really rewarding conversations to be had about how progressive women approach beauty rituals and performance, and the way they can…

I'd also like to see more posts about books. io9 does a great one every month with new SFF books. I'd like to see one on Jez every month that are themed i.e. Female authors (or whatever). A lot of us read and read a lot. It would be nice to have less Kardashian and more, well, anything really.

I would also like more Friendzone columns.

I'd love to see at least 1 Ask an Expert every month. And not a sex expert or a sex worker or a sex anything, but science, medicine, the arts, engineering, space, all of that stuff. There's so little of that on Jezebel and I think it could be very helpful.

Why oh why must he be one of the most public faces of atheism?! Dude, you are not helping!

I prefer the old-fashioned way. Getting drunk at the holiday party and then screaming at my cubicle-mate that TUNA FISH SANDWICHES SHOULD BE EATEN IN THE BREAKROOM, NOT AT YOUR DESK ASSHOLE!!

Those aren't even dog names. They're like, names a 5-year-old would give a fish.

I'm surprised the Barack/ Beyonce rumor hasn't gotten a second wind. I mean his term is almost over. Her tour w Jay-Z is almost over.

Well at least we have you here to tell us we're doing nothing to stop the oppression and we're all skint!

As a person who has had CPS called on me by an abusive POS relative who I refused to allow my infant son to know (for obvious reasons) - go fuck yourself asshole. CPS isn't there for you to deal with a problematic living situation that happens to involve a child and a bitchy ex.