Not for nothing, but does it bother anyone else that the Pacific Island state of Hawaii is being represented by some sack of shit white guy named Bob?

Not to sound like a bitch but I feel like slapping tape on your floor just makes it look cheap and worse than the linoleum. And how do you effectively clean it without fucking up the tape?

I really wish she was President, and that Barack was just the First Gentleman.

IF the stockholders would get their minds around the simple fact that the more they demand in profits, the less the employees can be paid; the less pay and benefits for the employees, the crappier morale and employee quality is; the crappier the employee morale and quality, the shittier customer experience is and the…

One thing that gets on my nerves is women who won't let other women eat in peace. The ones that look at your plate always and watch everyone eat. If you have a salad, they shit on you for eating just a salad. If you eat pizza, they give you shit for eating pizza. "Are you really going to eat that greasy thing? Really,…

That third one made me literally laugh out loud. Also, the last one looks like a life-sized, crocheted tampon.

Holocaust jokes are never okay in Germany. It's a crime here to say certain Nazi phrases, make Nazi salutes etc as well. WWII is too close, still within living memory for many people, and there's a huge amount of shame around it.

She doing the latest iteration of conservative victim-playing. We see it on Gawker and Jezebel every day. Some commenter trying very hard to write that leftists/liberals/progressives are the most racist, the most misogynist, the most elite/hating of the poor.

You know what? Unless there's visible dick, I don't give a fuck, Franco.

wow, fuck you. A couple people in the comments have already mentioned how much trouble they have getting glitter nail polish off, and while I've been to nail salons, they've never taken my nail polish off like that before.

For fuck's sake, they were serving the coffee so hot that it caused instant 3rd degree burns. And the payout wasn't actually millions of dollars.

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The only reason I would doubt it's a cuckold fetish is that he didn't specify that all the dudes she was fucking were black.

Tara is WAY more polite about a child grabbing her leg than most cats.

Not all white feminists.

Is this English? Am I high or are you?

I think if her hair had been sleekly styled, it would have looked OK, but both the hair and dress are just too much.

"Tragic clown retirement home party" is all I can think of.

I'm rather (read: VERY) disappointed by this - a "white tie & decorations" dress code is what you'd get at a State Banquet, i.e. white tie for men (which means tailcoat, not just a white bow tie) and formal ball gown plus tiaras (if they've got them, and don't tell me Anna Wintour couldn't get her hands on a tiara),…

Best look of the night goes to me, because I got my period while I was writing this.

what's the point of the theme if practically nobody is going to follow it? what does it mean when kendall jenner understands "white tie" better than most?