Soooo....it's an arraigned marriage combined with all the foresight of speed dating?

I had totally forgotten about that moment until this article brought it up. When I was still working in a copy shop, I took a customer's order, and when he said "thank you" I replied with "No problem!"

I freaking love this story. Watching Robin Thicke fail makes me smile.

At this point, the TV recap is the only reason I keep watching this show. I haven't even watched any of the new season yet and it's still so funny.

People who think doing drugs will make them edgy probably have other issues going on. Smoking weed is about as edgy as drinking PBR. Taking LSD won't make you a more insightful person.

Lol, you can get the fuck out of my state. I'm a lifelong resident here with deep New England family roots and I'm a liberal. I can still complain about liberal sanctimony and elitism in my own fucking culture instead of pretending it doesn't exist, shitass.

The title of this article really threw me because I had already assumed that my home state (MA) was the most sanctimonious. Wasp-y, liberal sanctimony is real and it fucking suuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

That was perfect.

Holy shit that girl is so pissed off. Thanks for being so polite all the way to the end. I'm glad you're a feminist.

I don't remember large parts of my wedding because I was so sooo SOOOO fucking high. I'm an introvert, so I was crazy stressed out. Luckily, all of my friends brought weed and hash so we smoked blunts the whole time. Really, a great weekend spent getting married on the beach and smoking my ass off.

Oh stop it. These cats are playing. They purposely shove their faces into the tissue boxes. Do you even own a cat? They are not panicked or scared, they are playing. You really think these owners are letting them languish in a freaking tissue box for more than a minute? The cats are fine. It's all ok.

Follow your instincts, you know this is a bad idea and a waste of your time (and money). This guy already had a chance to work with you and it was a disaster.

Go to your bank and exchange some currency before you go. You will be so glad you have some cash on hand as soon as you get there. Exchanging money sometimes takes a few days, so do this a few weeks before you leave. You should also notify your bank that you will be out of the country, if you plan on using your credit…

Fellow introvert here. You can try entertaining guests at your house more often, so you can still hang out with people but be in your comfort zone. It helps that I have few friends who are also introverted, so hanging out at each other's homes is the perfect laid back evening for us. I don't like going to bars either,…

Undies get thrown away when I'm too lazy to wash the latest period stain off them.

Nnnnooo.......no. This is just a stupid idea dressed up as nostalgia.