I'm not ashamed that I love Japril like crazy, so I ship it hard.
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And that's the scary part...that he actually saw that his behavior was (a) okay and even (b) justified because you didn't perform to his expectations. So he was totally justified in going off on you for five blocks, talking shit and being threatening, because you didn't fill the role he had set up for you in his mind.
It was Batman, with Michael Keaton.
BUT THAT'S THE MOST LIBERATING DAY!
Yes, I've had it happen before, but why in the world would I apologize for someone else mistaking my dry humor (or sometimes complete seriousness) as being rude? I didn't do anything wrong. I have nothing to apologize for. I've misunderstood people's comments before too, and when they told me they were joking I…
No, it wasn't bitchy. I'm not going to own something that isn't true. You can walk away from this conversation whenever you want but I'm going to keep telling the truth, even if you refuse to believe me.
NEXT WEEK. We're having a taco party in celebration.
Whatever, when previous Bachelors sleep with both finalists knowing full well already who they are picking, they are called assholes by everybody, but because this is a guy he was ~Slut Shaming her. Good, she deserved to be put on blast because she avoided talking to him twice and he WAS lead on completely. She…
Seriously. I love it when other people decide for us what's genuine outrage.
And a partridge. In a pear tree.
Turnabout is fair play, so...
I felt that was an accurate representation of white people dancing.
Whoever made that video is such a Carrie.
Oh, yes. Soon people will be looking on a map to figure out where they are instead of what they mean.
I've been in a similar situation and didn't quite have the self awareness/self esteem to get up and leave. I convinced myself that I was the 'cool chick' even though I felt incredibly uncomfortable. Now? I probably would have stood up, very publicly shamed him and stomped out. It would NOT have been pretty. I…
My favorite celebrity sighting of all time is Debbie Reynolds, at a restaurant in the Valley, came in and did a twirl while waving to everyone there - wearing a caftan and a large celebrity brooch.
If my junk gets grabbed and they're at leg level, they're getting a fucking kick in the face.
He looks like a Larry.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN BETTER?