Based on US consumers' buying practices, no one gives a shit about this women. If your dumbass owns a single article of clothing made by these women, or others like them (to include men, and children), then you are part of the fucking problem. Own it! For a country that goes ape-shit over anything that could vaguely…

Neither was I when it happened to me, but it's good to know that if we just avoid drinking it will magically never happen again. ./snark

But I don't understand. Why don't you want to be skinny like me? Why are you so happy being what I consider gross while I'm over here eating rabbit food because I *think* being skinny will make me happy? Stop being so happy! Stop! YOU'RE RUINING YOUR BODY AND I'M JUST SO SO SO WORRIED FOR YOU. I SHOULD BE THE ONE WHO…

He DOES look like Skarsgard!

To be fair, I'd be ok with 300 John Cusacks with boom boxes overhead.

I mean, sure it's cute and all, and granted I'm not a parent... but seriously, you didn't want to wipe the snot off her face before capturing this moment? Really?

White people have no idea what it is and rush to compliment what they have no clue about. I can't wait for them to start wrapping their hair to the CMAs.

lol Thats just how black women with straight hair styles do their hair at night so that it lays for the Gods in the morning

Between this and the rimjob article linked here today, I'm glad I'm too old and celibate for all this nonsense. I'm gonna go get me another cat and see what's on Netflix.

Once again, The Onion nails it with this article from a self-aware Honey Boo Boo. http://www.theonion.com/articles/you-d…

My bathroom-related terror is that when I flush the loo the sound of the water will muffle the sound of my screaming when whatever is waiting to grab me finally grabs me. I still open the bathroom door pre-flush in case I need to run. I'm 32.

My friend did this with a co-worker!!

Really? This is your takeaway from the article?

Since she had an eating disorder and was the child of someone with an eating disorder, she's probably even more likely to underestimate what's a "normal" range for weight. It's not like people don't do that all over the US, especially men; in my experience, men almost always under-guessed my weight by about 40-60lbs.

This GIF is everything!

Attention bros! Merely combing your hair will score you a threesome!

Hmmm maybe I should do this when my boyfriend says he'll be 10 mins but is actually 2 hours!

I can not tell you how many teenage boys I got wasted with in High School. Most were my friends, none of them behaved badly. Many of them probably had a secret crush on me. Maybe having male friends was a blessing. I always felt safe around them. What is going on with boys today? Or have things always been this way?
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I do whatever Alton Brown tells me to. I love that adorable nerd!

Holy shit. That is powerful, insightful, and very raw. I do think that, if some guys were aware of exactly what constitutes rape, and consent, and lack thereof, there would be a lot less of this kind of thing.