i reactivated my profile - http://www.okcupid.com/profile/fancyl…

back when i was on okcupid, a got a lot of compliments on my profile. some guy even went to say it was a digital diorama. it was basically fun anecdotes where some words were hyperlinked to absurd gifs... it actually took me quite a while to right it because i wanted to incorporate the profile writing around all the…

I did unfortunately and my face melted just like that.... the things you see can never be unseen.

she did a cleanse with herbs known for their psychedelic properties while she's supposed to be sober...................

starburst has some pretty decent jelly beans ... just sayin

i was waiting for this

this is how i feel every time i go back to my doctor to refill a prescription. sometimes i feel if i dont exaggerate enough he will see that im a fraud and that im just taking something to abuse.

PS.. ill probably hate you for this after i read it.

thank you for this.

i marathon watched Lie to Me a few years ago and have always kept thinking about micro expressions ever since and catching liars by those tiny facial expressions.

After I trained my friend I let her loose to take a few tables on the floor. It was a saturday brunch party at this urban club/restaurant that got shut down on 34th street. The party promoter was known for bringing in ratchet people in the club... My friend goes up to one of the tables to take their order

im glad i dont work in the restaurant industry anymore. I used to take shots hourly, and I worked sometimes 10 hour shifts. I'm a much healthier person these days

im pretty sure my cat would like my purse, if i put my couch blanket in it.

thanks for not letting me work today while I read all this and laugh and laugh and lauuuugh

your cat and my cat look like they can be related

my cat likes to stare at me when I don't pay attention to her

I wanted to barf because I saw this same shit list elsewhere; then I went to the bottom paragraph only to find that the author agrees with my sentiment. well played sir, well played

i was wondering that too. why is it unfair to show off the body you so painstakingly worked towards

this. thank you.