The only thing I associate the Trailblazer name with is all of the rusted out ones I see running around, most of which have a decal on the back that reads the name of some deceased person.

“In loving memory of ______. Gone but not forgotten or Only the good die young.” Bonus points if the decal also has the silhouette…

Hello why are you using a picture of a Focus that is impossible to order with said faulty transmission (ST) ?

According to the legal filings, the dual-clutch transmissions

I know my first thought whenever I see Fox News shoot themselves in the dick by horrendously botching a story to spread disinformation is that it’s ok because BOTH SIDES, AMIRITE?!?!?

Bots are great for first-run customer service support, if your engineers do their jobs and apply proper filters. They can answer the most mundane, oft-repeated questions (“What’s your customer support number again?”) and leave the more complex questions to actual humans. It’s pretty trivial to put in a filter to make…

I think Theon needed to die for the the NK to feel overconfident about easily killing Bran next; that gave Arya the window of opportunity. The NK and his entourage were on high alert until Theon died, who they assumed was the last threat in their way.

they want Triumph and Suzuki or e-motorcycles and vespas Uber, Lyft and college debt relief

Jason, I usually like the stuff you write and it’s mostly smart and funny. But lose the profanity. It doesn’t add a single bit of humor, and it’s no longer shocking or edgy. It’s just a crutch for inadequate writing. You’re much better than that.

Tracking a Continental is a major boss move. Love the review.

This has the same external dimensions as the XT4, and given that it’s based on the Escape, I’m sticking with that. The Nautilus, which is a 5 person crossover, lines up nicely with the XT5. 

Darn computers, always doing what you told them to do and not what you wanted them to do.

Dear American Car Enthusiast,

The Silverado is built in the US and Mexico. Someone check the VIN of the Silverado up on display there.

Italian cars need two for when the first one doesn’t work while British cars would need zero as the electronics will never work correctly.

Please actually read the article... Just this one time. 

About 10 years late!

This is a reality show I might actually watch.  “Rich assholes change their own oil, and other menial tasks.”

Let’s not get carried away. Ford and Volkswagen still turn a big enough profit to draw ire from communist Jalopnik writers.

1st Gear:

you sound fun