they want Triumph and Suzuki or e-motorcycles and vespas Uber, Lyft and college debt relief

Jason, I usually like the stuff you write and it’s mostly smart and funny. But lose the profanity. It doesn’t add a single bit of humor, and it’s no longer shocking or edgy. It’s just a crutch for inadequate writing. You’re much better than that.

Tracking a Continental is a major boss move. Love the review.

This has the same external dimensions as the XT4, and given that it’s based on the Escape, I’m sticking with that. The Nautilus, which is a 5 person crossover, lines up nicely with the XT5. 

Darn computers, always doing what you told them to do and not what you wanted them to do.

Dear American Car Enthusiast,

The Silverado is built in the US and Mexico. Someone check the VIN of the Silverado up on display there.

Italian cars need two for when the first one doesn’t work while British cars would need zero as the electronics will never work correctly.

Please actually read the article... Just this one time. 

About 10 years late!

This is a reality show I might actually watch.  “Rich assholes change their own oil, and other menial tasks.”

Let’s not get carried away. Ford and Volkswagen still turn a big enough profit to draw ire from communist Jalopnik writers.

1st Gear:

you sound fun 

You're an idiot if you don't think there is a lot of car manufacturing going on in China.

1'st Gear:

There are unassisted speed records too. Calm down and appreciate someone who had the guts to go 184 mph on a bicycle. If you think that's not impressive, go look up the unassisted speed records. 

Very fitting for Cadillac. Even their logo will be an empty shell of its former self.

Did they purposely engineer the shape of the front grill to resemble a cobra head? I can’t unsee it.

This...? or a 450/600 HP/TQ - Hybrid... Rear Wheel Drive Based... much better looking Lincoln Aviator...... hmmmmmm....