No amount of heavily armed Booger Brigade members as seen here can overcome the might of the United States military. Thinking the 2A is what is keeping the government in check is laughable at best. That’s some real basic NRA propaganda and has no bearing on reality.

All those tanning salons that are opening today in Georgia are about to be packed with MAGAts seeking those sweet, sweet UV rays

If this pandemic is good for one thing, it’s for exposing shitty businesses that I will never interact with again - GameStop, Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse, and Harvard to name a few. Shake Shack is on probation.

GA did not totally elect that idiot, Kemp did quite a lot to rig the election.

Still waiting for my tax return next year to “mysteriously” drop $1200. Not spending a dime.

Still waiting for my tax return next year to “mysteriously” drop $1200. Not spending a dime.

How the fuck do you even find products like this? I had to really search to find shitty bootleg controllers, and could only find this particular one by searching the name on the back. Did he do all this on purpose just for the Twit post?

I purposefully bought a case before lockdown. All for the ‘gram.

If gas stays at $1.50 for a long time they won’t give a rat’s fart about fuel economy.

When he dies we’ll need a burial at sea just to prevent the masses from pissing on his grave (and the Cult45 from erecting shrines in his honor).

Thanks for bringing us the opinion from the Trump Derangement Syndrome contingent

Chicago and all their parallel parking.

It’ll be more like 40% infected and 1.3% dead.

If you give me a C8 or GT350 with 0% for 84 months, well by golly I’ll buy a new car. Dealers, call me up.

Go back to InfoWars you muppet

I work for American Airlines, so I’m just going to take this windfall and spend it on stocks.

The virus has shown to kill a fair number of people in the 60-80 age range. It has shown to be incredibly contagious. There are 50 million people aged 65 or older in the United States. Take your “herdur flu kills 30,00 per year” and fucking cram it, you fucking muppet.

But it tells you all you need to know that it’s the Big Three’s white-collar employees who are getting the most protection, while the blue-collar workers have been told to stick it out

Boy, is that true. The amount of old white men (my dad included) that have harumph’d about “the flu kills 30k per year! Swine flu killed blahdyblah derdur!1!” 50 million of you old shits are at high risk from this.

Is Passover just the first born child, or the first born from each of your wives?

It drives really fun. It’s spunky.