This is not as bad as the EclipseCross because the EclipseCross is a bad car made by bad people.

Why not 13" wheels and inboard brakes?

What we need is a non-coward in a Design Studio to bring back white walls.

It’s all about offsetting those obnoxious gasses from your immediate vicinity (your tailpipe) to somewhere where you cannot see, preferably next to some serfs (that coal/gas power plant).

Have you seen the ST line-up lately?

“Wait holup, your roads are painted?” - Detroit residents

If Reuss was driving this C8 I would die from the laughter.

High MSRPs don’t matter when you finance for 84 months.

I’d like to imagine Washington beefing with Hamilton over all-season horse shoes vs winter horse shoes.

If you claim something is a lie, you should back it up with facts. All I see is bull feces.

Damn kids! Git off my lawn!

I am so sorry that we all fall so short of your expectations.

Hold on to your butts everyone! Peugeot 508 Hellcat, incoming!

We’re all very proud of you.

I never said muscle memory. I said I’d know roughly where I need to look, then glance there to make sure I tap the right button. Same as I do with the Focus HVAC. I’m sure you’re picturing me looking for HVAC controls like a boomer typing their password into AOL, but I am capable of making a quick glance at my IP…

Idk, I have a full button HVAC in my 2013 Focus but I still have to take my eyes off the road to precisely find the button I’m looking for - even after 6 years of daily driving. When you own a car you will learn vaguely where the icons all are. You’re not staring at the screen searching like you would your first time…

It’s a hood vent. Not a scoop.

If only people like you could stop producing CO2, I think we’d all be better off.

Thunderbolt would’ve been great. Hell, I’d even be okay with Thunderbird.

Who was foolish enough to let you get your mitts on one?