Again. No one is entertained. Stop wasting our time.

Why are you still here? Your troll post aren’t funny. It’s just sad.

Jalopnik is truly a pinnacle of freedom of speech, as evidenced by your constant low effort troll posts. Just think what you could accomplish if you actually tried to make the world a better place, instead of vomiting on your keyboard for hours on end. Sad.

Does Steve Carlisle know you’re spending so much company time shitposting on Jalopnik? Get back to work marketing some sports sedan that no one is buying.

You accuse us of being Ford PR, yet here you are posting dozens of time trying to shit on Lincoln. Get a life, dude.

Sounds like things are pretty stressful over at Cadillac HQ then.

So how’s life over at Cadillac HQ?

No, the worst thing about the Dream Cruise is all the jabronies driving down Woodward Ave in their 2003 Dodge Caravan or rusty Camry. Between 8 Mile and 15 Mile Woodward should be heavily restricted to cars people actually want to see, so that the Cruisers aren’t stuck inching along in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

If the person is truly righteous and close to god and they end up getting shot, the body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

They’ll double down their efforts on a hideous interior.

‘member when Hatch Act violations mattered? I ‘member.

Not true, his hoopty-ass Willys made it all the way to the rock climbing gym I go to. Unless he had it towed...

Trump is the first politician in a generation to genuinely take an interest in the well-being of rust-belt blue collar workers. Whether he was successful or not doesn’t matter.

Workhorse Group (WKHS) stock jumped 361% since Trump’s leaked announcement. Wonder who in his orbit bought stock the day before.

Now, now, a local gun owner told the news that guns are just a tool and the mass killing won’t stop. They’ll just become mass stabbings, or mass water-supply-poisonings, or mass trucking.

I thought I heard they were trying to spin the Ohio shooter as a deranged commie librul? That shooting is the top story on the Fox News webpage, barely a breath about El Paso.

Fronts are definitely 6-piston.... could’ve sworn the rears are as well.

I was thinking maybe it just needs better tires but well... that’s a 275 width Pilot Super Sport in the back. That is not bad.

They might still be viable if supply-side Jesus wills it so!

Found the guy that hasn’t used Ford infotainment in a decade.