GT350R exhaust tips are very real. There’s not even trim for the bezels, it is all exhaust from header to tip.

Yeah. Really. Wanna know why? Cause the rich dude that actually bought that Audi doesn’t want those chrome trim pieces to get sooty and ugly and be forced to clean them. He didn’t buy it to impress you with its exhaust.

It’s because it is an automated manual. Americans are used to creeping at stoplights with their torque converters, but this transmission can’t handle that.

It’s almost as if Jalapano writers are incompetent click-baiters...

Literally no one working at Ford now was around when Pinto was being designed. Many people working at Ford now weren’t even alive when that car was being developed.

So the Workhorse stock has surged 213% today. Who in Trump’s orbit bought a significant amount of stock last week?

Oh, bless your heart.

Try explaining to daddy Musk that it was actually the dealer service rep that was off redlining your Tesla!

Probably just screen tested with a small group of children who have never heard of Sonic before.

So maybe the nanite suit parts are not capable of self-destructing.

24 will start to become common on large SUVs I suspect. Smaller stuff is at peak wheel.

So you can get a 1LT Camaro which is a four banger with some stuff, or you can get a LT1 Camaro which is a V8 that looks like the four banger but has less stuff.

Was the Iron Man 3 suit made of nanites?

“buying a new car is such a horrible pain!”

Maybe a handful more letters saying that their Vehicle Warranty is (!)expiring(!) and that transmissions cost lots of money to (!)replace(!) and that they should purchase an Enhanced Vehicle Warranty today.

*blue lives matter mouth frothing intensifies*

The Camero design leader as well

As they froth at the mouth while wildly waving their thin blue line american flag.

Ford guys tend to be more “bro dudes” while Chevy guys are unrepentant hypocritical assholes in my experience.

Remember, this would be going to a jury of Georgia state residents. Might have trouble finding 12 non-misogynists.