I absolutely believe the story, but you lose me at “it’s time she came clean”. Who cares? Why is she obliged to tell you her real back story if she thinks there’s a funnier/more interesting one? This isn’t a politician or Brian Williams lying about stories or anything, it’s just fluff filler information that doesn’t…

coming forward and being like “Hey, this famous person you guys think is so GREAT...she’s lying about her age and she wasn’t EVEN FUNNY” just makes you seem like a small, salty bitch. Like, this is not Talented Mr Ripley levels of deception.

She probably opened it up to see what was wrong since it didn’t taste like artificial chocolate flavoring. Then she took the color as “proof” that there was’t enough chocolate in it. I know this particular brand of idiot quite well.

“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”

I’m not really the hugest fan of this new paradigm of judging an entire film based on a poster, or a still, or a production still. Everything on the Internet is either “BEST EVAR!!!11” or “worst episode ever” and this type of quick reaction with little substance isn’t really doing much to improve discourse.

Miller himself has also been an open proponent of GMOs.

That has nothing to do with the strawberries being 'organic' and everything to do with the type of strawberry and its growing conditions. The berries would have tasted exactly the same had they been sprayed with pesticide. The only difference would have been that the berry farm had higher yields per acre.

The clinics should put and actual hoop on the floor and have the clients jump through it and call that the test.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

PS4 owners should have bought a PC if resolution was their biggest concern. Like lol wut? I'm not saying consoles are bad but if presentation is your setting point then yeah you need a PC - this is known.

OMG, Gaga sang like she was channeling Julie Andrews and Julie Andrews was RIGHT THERE? I knew she was raising her game with Tony Bennett - she should never go back to her old shenanigans.

TiVo it and go to bed, I guess? Man there are so many people online who just can't wait to tell the world how much they don't care about something.

Oh, fuck this. I'm guessing he was being bullied at his school and the adults couldn't be bothered to do anything to rein in the little shits, just like it was when I was a kid. The excuses were always, "oh, they need to work it out themselves," or "oh, honey, just ignore them, they're jealous," or other bullshit…

Please post a video of you performing this so we can see how easy it is. Thank you.

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Related: Papa John's serves really shitty pizza and their CEO is a douche-bag.

I always wonder why people are so weird.

I want to be angry about this but the high schooler in me is like "why wasn't this a thing when my face broke out the night before picture day"

Misleading headline is misleading. I expected something more like...

I honestly would applaud your boyfriend if he left you. You seem like a horrible, shitty human being.