It pains me that no one thought to name the event MammoJam.

The Republicans can move their primary debates to an unbiased network like Nickelodeon and when a candidate attacks a moderator instead of answering their question they get slimed.

Oh yeah. Keep going down this path. Eventually your entire media landscape will consist of Stormfront, Breitbart, Fox Nation and a few AM Radio Stations. Then you'll finally be able to reach out to the younger generations. This is a bulletproof plan.

To retaliate, Fox News should totally make their own Hillary Clinton biopic. That way, balance will be ensured and there will be something delightfully crazy given to the world.

Rance Priebus has a point, but he started combing his hair another way and now it's almost unnoticeable.

Lindy, I am now seriously concerned that the editorial staff at Jezebel is either trying to kill you or drive you insane. Look what these sadistic bastards have had you do:

"Will you marry me, Eliza?"

No woman who jumps out of a cake is ever chaste.

This is totally unsurprising to me. When I was in the orphanage rape was always your fault. If you fought, you got in trouble for fighting. If you took it, even with a shiv (or in one instance a steak-knife) at your throat you were asking for it. My husband gets angry at me for reading posts like this, because he…

one day, when I get my deathnote...

This man would not last A DAY in Lindy West's Twitter life.

I love this example too. We women get all the flack for being uptight, hypersensitive, and overly emotional.

To be fair, he could have a tan.

Well I'm one of those so-called "millenials" and I'll have you know through this not-so-subtle humblebrag that I graduated debt-free with a 10.0 GPA and a $90,000 job offer. Unlike those other entitled snobs I had to pay my way through school by having 5 part-time jobs simultaneously. To save money I ate ate discount…

I was a first generation college student, worked my ass off, and raised by my single, mechanic, blue collar Dad. I am in massive debt because at 18, I had no clue what I was signing. Same story goes for the majority of poor kids from my neighborhood who got into college and went, blindly signing loans on the promise…

As a die-hard Simpsoniac, let me embiggen this cromulent assertion by saying I strongly believe that starting around season 12 the Simpsons started to noticeably rely more on physical, gross out jokes than on the satire, literary/pop culture humour and subtle site gags of Seasons 1-10. I would argue they have veered…

God, Christopher Hitchens is right—women aren't funny. We could never make a comedy like this.