Nothing makes me want to support a female artist more than when she tries to publicly bring down a fellow successful woman for no apparent reason at all.

Most of that seemed to be pretty reasonable but you could've left out the 'I legit vomit in the mouth when I think about getting boned by a fat dude'. Yeah, it might be true, but why put that out there? So that any fat dudes reading this feel bad about themselves for the rest of the day? Why would you want to do…

Then her point is perfectly proven, because you instantly know you wouldn't want to date her, nor she you.

I don't think people mean it literally when they say that. It's just a way of saying, "Don't expect me to give up my dog if you start whining about your allergies." Or, "If I find out you mistreated my dog when I wasn't around, you'll be the one left out in the cold."

Right?

Little Kingston is so fierce. Like, I wish I could rock hair and makeup that bold. (It'd also be cool if Gwen was my mom, but you know.)

I prefer this Neville Longbottom

So in other words, Neville Longbottom will one day rule the United Kingdom.

How'd you get that clown dumpster rate? That information violates dumpster-patient confidentiality.

But I sure as hell can pay everything I owe off and buy a modest house and have a hell of allot less worry

$4.999 million to go.

It's not presented as a "crazy white woman" trope though. White women only view themselves as white women in contrast to non-white women. Otherwise, they are just "women". You are referring to a "crazy woman" trope. Yes, it's a culturally white trope, but rarely ever explicitly racialized.

Or watching me parallel park.

Are you saying you're able to refrain from making your curiosity someone else's problem and that you don't think other people are obligated to quench your thirst for information about their genes? Next you'll tell me that no one dies from elevated curiosity levels. But tell that to twins Oranjello and Lemonjello who…

The most annoying to me is, "What's your nationality?" when I clearly speak perfect American English. That offends the pedant in me more than it does the Chinese girl.

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No, you're misunderstanding my point. You say that adults with fetishes aren't all crowding into zoos and killing themselves using autoerotic asphyxiation. I am saying that muddies the issue because the point isn't that there's no such thing as healthy expression of a fetish. Of course there is. The issue is…

This image is making its rounds around Boston, of who many people who were affected by the event would prefer to have seen on the cover.

I think people are having trouble wrapping their minds around the fact that the rule of law supports the aggressor killing the victim in the name of self defense. I know that I am. Wasn't Trayvon Martin the one actually acting in self defense?

Heteronormativity is one of the most insidious and potent forms of violence that you can direct against another human being. To be clear, I am not blaming you for your views, nor will I attack you for them. I understand that you've never experienced what it feels like to be born a certain way and have the vast…