Here in the UK we get 25 days holiday, so it’s pretty easy to have a week skiing, a fortnight summer holiday, the gap between Christmas and New Year and still have a bunch of days for a couple of long weekends throughout the year. However don’t you only get 10 days in the US? If so, how on earth are you able to get…

Who are these people getting bored? What rich person said money doesn’t buy you happiness? I would love to never work again and I like my job. There aren’t enough hours in the day for me, I am like Leonardo di vicini stay up late at night, only sleeping 4 hours a day but instead of inventing stuff I am playing games…

Remember this, everyone?

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Well, two of them only need to outrun the third.

“Peace sign: (...) In the U.K., Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand it’s another version of giving the middle finger.”

No it’s not. The two-fingered salute is with your palm pointing towards you.

Yeah, I was like, ‘who’s giving peace signs with the back of their hand facing out?’

Yeah, it’s totally ok to tip your waiter at a cafe but you leave a few coins from the change. You absolutely do not have to compensate for shitty American restaurant labor laws/traditions in European countries.

Everyone’s racist.

This is perfect. The reason we can never have a conversation about someone being racist is that literally no one thinks they’re racist. The idiotic definition we’ve all agreed on is something like “hating others for the color of their skin.” But these people hate minorities for *reasons*.

Kinda like the Bible!

Reminder:

It’s really sad how many people worship our constitution in this country yet haven’t bothered to read it or understand its writings.

The Globo-Corpo-Homo-Judeo establishment. Honestly that sounds fantastic. I want in. I’m going to start using that for positive things.

“We’re a family...but daddy needs the flexibility to starve a couple of his kids when he needs more drinking money.”

These people only like Black men only as far as what they can do for them: win games, run the ball and make them money. Any showing of who we are politically and culturally they want nothing to do with.

As an English speaker who immigrated to a non-English speaking country with like five words of the language - these English-only people are all cruel bastards who should be made to experience how tough and lonely it can be, how much work (and often money) it takes to learn another language.

My parents’ English was not great when they immigrated from Taiwan. My Mom in particular got really good at English and now has a Masters degree. I’ll second your “Fuck you, Stephen Miller.”

As a child of immigrants who came here without knowing English, and to put themselves through graduate school with three kids inadvertently displaced by a civil war, I can most certainly say FUCK YOU to this entire administration.