Sounds like the only question is “what’s the fastest way to depreciate the most?”, then. 

Luxury cruiser that won’t depreciate = luxury cruiser whose depreciation is already done.

GT350R was benchmarked on the GT3.

Well, if they advertised the car by claiming that it was benchmarked on the 911 GT3 and BMW M4, it better be able to last as long as a 911 GT3 and BMW M4...

FFS Hilaria Baldwin didn’t bitch this much when she got cancelled. She made up stupid excuses, then went back to posting photos of herself breast feeding two babies at once, and life goes on. 

Chrissy seems like the least cancelled cancelled person ever. 

1. Review your navigation settings

STRAIGHT adrenaline sounds like straight drugs.

She went from “lucky enough to be held accountable for past gross behavior” to “im caaaaaaaaaaancelled and depressed because no one is paying attention to me on social media, how will my THIRTY FIVE million people that follow me see what i have to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay since im caaaaaancelled.”

Seriously, what is wrong with this woman?  Why does she need attention from strangers this badly?  Doesn’t she have friends and family she can talk to or a therapist?

They’ve seen those anti-drug commercials and didn’t want any part of it.

Allegedly, money can’t buy happiness but if I had Chrissy Teigen kind of money (and two small children) I’d fine a way to be happy. It is incredibly sad that you could go through your adult life and have all the tools of happiness at your disposal but your addiction ends up being Twitter attention.

Great joke bro.

It seems like a sweet car but goddamn 44k for a Golf is rough.

Insurance companies love marking up premiums based on this kind of marketing. Wonderful.

I’m more up in arms about the term “drift machine”. Nothing with an FWD-based AWD system will ever be anything but an understeer machine, TRX Twinster or no.

Screw heated REAR seats, door handle lighting, WiFi, etc and just sell us one for under 40K.

Base GTI for $33K all but confirmed.

When did they change the .:R logo? The old one was so much better. 

spedifically, in this case, a problem in F1. Which is non existent. Percentage wise, the Lewis Hamilton being there already overreprents his “race" as it is considering the percentage of blacks in the European general population. And race shouldn't even matter anyway. Actively putting a race quota is racism.