I actually used to know what the Cadillac Cimarron was, I think, but then I forgot. Now I have this awful temptation to google it and refresh my memory.

Pie-in-the-sky warning.

I couldn't tell the difference. That disturbs me very deeply.

That actually made me yell and cheer at my monitor. Thank you.

Trouble with the law? Hell, the recoil from that thing should be punishment enough!

My father-in-law bought a used short red Chevy bus that used to belong to a fire department's dive team. It has a set of shelves in the back, a pair of bench seats in the middle and the driver and big bus door up front.

I was out hunting deer Friday afternoon and saw the largest coyote I've ever seen. If I didn't know better, I would have thought it was a wolf.

I can not scream "WANT" loud enough. Meanwhile, my wallet merely mumbles "No can has."

One of the new Ford Mustangs coming out right now. I hope I can afford a 2012 model by 2021.

We actually let the Russkies know where our nukes were. The whole point of Mutually Assured Destruction is that your enemy knows just how much destruction you are capable of dishing out. Besides, the missile silos are kind of hard to miss from the air or the ground. We just put a lot of security on every one of them.

It is so good to know I wasn't the only person who loved this show. I am not alone.

Speaking of Mr. Lang portraying older soldiers, remember his role as Stonewall Jackson in Gods & Generals?

Except you can't wet your pants, or keep yourself from wetting your pants. Yeah, it wasn't the first time it had happened to me, but the most severe it's been.

I had an experience like this earlier this week by surprise.

What about the Ford Fiesta?

Crap, somehow it left out the second half of my comment and the edit function won't work.

I hope someday to be able to write a more surreal headline. I'll be lucky if I ever do.

Ditto.

1. I don't know if the man necessarily has the be the main provider. I wonder if it's more of a woman's desire not to date a deadbeat loser who makes her pay for everything so he can do nothing.

A threat to breasts? This means war. Lulz Security? Get on it!