LoganAdams

6/29/10

Dammit. I have facial hair, and I'm actually a fairly good guy. But thanks to all these weak-ass scifi shows, everyone thinks I'm evil, and the only way to disprove it is to shave off the goatee.

6/26/10

Hey, buy the land up cheap now, and some day your distant descendants will have oodles of oceanfront property!

6/26/10

I live in North Dakota. This happens every fall. It's not that big of a deal.

6/25/10

@iansilv: +1

6/23/10

I bought a window fan unit for cheap last fall when they're on clearance. I run it at night and it pumps cool air through my place, and I turn it off during the day. It uses much less power than an A/C unit. I have yet to even think about putting in my window A/C, and this has been my most energy-efficient summer yet.

6/21/10

@meow-mixer: Screw you, Apple. I refuse to upgrade. At least until Generation 5. Maybe 4, if you give it the iphone's camera.

6/21/10

Wait, what about us poor souls with iPod Touch 1st Gens? Are we SOL?

6/20/10

This is why I refuse to do business with AT&T. I've watched them screw enough people over to know that it won't be any different for me.

6/15/10

I flew on a flight from DC to KC a few years back that was delayed from departing. The captain came on the intercom to tell us all there was a hole in the belly of the plane about the size of a dollar and they were waiting to leave so they had time to tape over the hole and move the luggage around underneath so there…

6/14/10

@ggodo: Actually, I've never heard of it.

6/14/10

And how long until this one melts down?

6/14/10

@cap-n-crunch: I wrote a column asking for reader comments about what comics to keep and which to replace. A woman literally told me over the phone and said that if Garfield was taken from the paper, I would be strung up in the streets and people would celebrate my execution with a parade (and she would lead the…

6/14/10

@cap-n-crunch: Actually, Garfield.

6/14/10

I'm a newspaper editor. People have literally threatened me with my life for having suggested that a few of our comic strips need replacement.

6/14/10

I've heard that in movie making they have a method called "instant night" where you underexpose by two stops and use indoor color balancing outdoors during daylight. Try doing that on your digital camera.

5/28/10

@nobodyzhome: That's when you get the best light.

5/7/10

Pelican cases aren't cheap. Damn, they really must want you to like them.

1/17/10

@Forrest Eissler: This times 1,000.