Trump failed at casinos, football, steaks, and alcohol...in America.

He frowns, then face-spritzes. I ask what the spray is, and he says, “It’s embarrassing for you that you don’t know.” (It is, according to the bottle, Evian Natural Mineral Water spray.)

‘Shopped. Here’s a comparison From Giz last week or so. (gif)

It’s shopped. But scarily believable. From the same day...

Good.

I would bet that being one of Donald’s kids is a really shitty experience. Jr. should realize that he can always cut ties with the family and go be a decent person. He should volunteer at a wildlife refuge in Africa; he’d probably be a lot happier for it.

I think the real question is, who wouldn’t?

Police have already identified a suspect, but say it is unlikely that she acted alone.

I know the culture very well.
A day in the life of of their writers.

Toilet paper doesn’t come already covered in shit.

My dad doesn’t watch Doctor Who but knows what it is about. I was explaining regeneration to him and said a new actor was taking the role. A lot of people were upset. He asked why and I said guess. It’s a woman was what he said. I told he he was right. He just shook his head and called them assholes.

A 10 year off/on/off/on relationship may have died its final death over the casting of this character. I am remarkably unbothered by that fact.

The Sun, The Daily Mirror, Daily Express and Daily Star.

This is what I hate about the argument being put forth. No one in their fucking right mind up to election night ever imagined in their worst-case-scenario that Trump would ever win. You, me, the rest of the voters, and even the Republicans.

People can sit there and say Hillary was a bad candidate, but she beat…

Correct me if I’m wrong, but so long as we don’t have a Parliament or Congress where people are appointed proportionately to how many votes a party receives, a >2 party system isn’t going to work. All they’ll do is siphon off enough votes from one party to hand power to the other party. We are locked in a binary…

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).