Today at a hardware store I saw a hybrid with Infowars, Hillary for Prison and Trump stickers.

Saw a new car in my parking lot. Truck, Arkansas plates, “One nation under GOD” “MAGA” and (my favorite) “Info Wars” bumper stickers.

But for real, can we all just let out a big sigh of relief that we didn’t get Billy goddamn Baldwin

I don’t think he would have been bad. RDJ was awesome then before he became so smug and smarmy. It just would have been a completely different characterization from Pitt’s J.D. who was all sex and sinew.

RDJ is one of those dudes who has definitely gotten kind of weird and I think he’s a conservative, but...I always thought he was hotter than Pitt. I think he is CURRENTLY hotter than Pitt (physically speaking) so the whole “he was probably kind of handsome in his time” thing is weird to me. I’m prepared to be told how…

Oh, I could definitely imagine it. RDJ is, for me, one of the most beautiful looking men on the planet.

I can imagine the alternate universe version and it’s excellent. I’m a Bobby DJ apologist.

Puras babosadas.

I do ;)

These Kinja Deals are really getting out of hand

LOL no mames guey :]

I’d rather use nipple clamps to keep my documents in order.

No! It’s David S. Pumpkins!

It’s fairly obvious that it’s Colin Jost, no?

Aside from a deep tan and bad bleach job, Donatella looked pretty normal back then. Was she Penelope Cruz beautiful? No. But she couldn’t double as a stand-in for Janice from The Muppets.

Why are people so mad about this? I feel like it looks ridiculous and that is how I like my Ryan Murphy since I don’t think he’s a great visionary or anything.

“After killing the mobster with an M1911 Harry realised that life had really gone downhill after leaving Hogwarts with no qualifications.”