It’s already tomorrow in Australia. Drink up.

not on topic, but related:

And apparently all the extra security at Trump Tower has actually hurt Tiffany’s earnings (so sad, here lemme play my violin a sec). So this is probably Trump’s way of killing two birds with one stone. Give a required gift, give Tiffany’s a boost, claim that he fixed everything.

Yup-just a short stack of 1040EZ forms proving it’s all a Potemkin Village.

This was the story right below your comment.

Took me 5 min in photoshop:

It’s this tweet, framed and signed

#COTD, calling it.

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

The password to his Twitter account.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

If there was any justice in this world, it would have been Trump’s tax returns in that box.

Stop calling her a Jackie Kennedy wanna- be. She’s clearly a Carla Bruni knock-off.

A note saying, “Help Me, Please!”

Sidebar—I really like Melania’s ensemble. Too bad the Apricot Pol Pot had to be elected for me to get to see it.

The paps are pieces of shit, they ask these questions specifically to get a rise out of the person so they can get that “shot” or get attacked so they can sue. Fuck them.

Hmmmmmm..........

Fuck that paparazzi asshole.