Only explanation: guess who was told yesterday he has wright problems?

4000ofthem: I am speechless. Scared. Angry. What a story. Fucking motherfuckers.

Thank you do this, Bobby. It adds a bit of delicious schadenfreude to my morning cereal.

I got Ivanka. I went to Neiman Marcus Last Call today and they had her ugly shoes on sale. I would not wear them even if they gave them to me for free.

Oh nevermind. NPR is under contract negotiations.

I was wondering why NPR employees I follow on Twitter kept showing pictures of their union cards and talking about #ShowYourCard and #WeMakeNPR. Solidarity?

I read it because my daughter read it in high school and told me I should but OH BOY. The parents were emotionally and physically abusive, starved them, exposed them to children molesters, so so many horrid things. And I’m guessing the truth was even uglier, that she didn’t describe all what happened.

That bothered me so much. I get it, you can sing. Was he promoting an album? Is he trying to audition for the next LaLa Land? So many questions.

Enty says multiple affairs. (See item 2)

HOLY SHIT, did you see the prices that his fiancée and her mom charge for matchmaking? Starts at 25,000 for the daughter and 50,000 for the mom .

Dear John, Chrissy, and all of you reading: SET UP TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION for Twitter, Gmail, PayPal, Facebook, iCloud, and any other websites/apps that offer it. Like, now. Now. It may be a pain the first time and when you reinstall something but it really is harder to get hacked.

Willie and Tamron would also be perfect.

Willie and Tamron would also be perfect.

If they had Savannah and Willie as permanent hosts I would be glued to it 365 days a year. Even weekends. Alas...

BLESS YOU. I’m bookmarking this forever.

Man, I’m going to miss guac and limes for tequila shots 😢

MOOOOOTTTTTHHHHHHHEEEERERRRRRFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKEEEEEEERRRRRR

I couldn’t. I have an event in the morning. I had a good time and have a good buzz on right now, enough to get me to sleep :-)

Today was my last day at work, where I made beautiful friendships that I will miss dearly. Combined with the inauguration I am a mess of TEARS 😭

May I ask who is your team?