So that’s what the dime was for! I'm so obtuse.

Damn it, jeanneee! I was going on an overseas trip in 9 months!

As I mentioned before, the intarsia is amazing, but I cannot get past the badly picked up stitches on the neckline. #pickyknitter #istillcantdointarsiathough

The intarsia in that sweater is amazing but the badly picked up stitches for the neckline are bothering so much... #pickyknitter #stillcantdointarsia

Bless you! Can I hire you for family reunions?

My youngest brother got to be on a receiving line for Reagan waving little flags and such. Not. Even. Close. To. This.

She makes 80K??

“Chipotle Farms reject”

This is the SCHOOL PRINCIPAL using that word TWICE. GAAAAAHHHH

I think it depends where you live. In Atlanta, they are on right after the Today hour with Al, Tamron and Willie on WXIA, the NBC affiliate. K&M are after GMA ON WSB, the ABC affiliate.

MONSTERS!

Oh my goodness. Chrissy’s hair. Was she going for the rat’s nest look? Gah.

I always thought I was a Ravenclaw and Pottermore sorted me as Slytherin!

Wait, what is it with Jummy John’s?

Hmm, this is not normal. I think your doctor is just giving you the run-around to not do it. Look somewhere else if possible.

Thank you for pointing out what people enjoying stoner comedies do NOT get.

I mean I KNOW he has good intentions but it is so hard for me take people seriously with that kind of grammar and spelling :-( I’m so “judgy”!

Amazing. I could not imagine.

Notes?!? OMG