Have Janelle Monáe be Dorothy or I won’t be happy (and you must make me happy).

Dude, it was more. It’s been hard to cut back! :-)

It reminds you of 30 Rock because they have many of the same writers and even some of the same jokes (for example, Verizon and Kia Sorrento references, white people nonsense. See if you can spot others!)

Tituss is a fudging national treasure.

I try to stay within 2 cans of real Diet Coke a day. The caffeine-free: NEVER.

You’ll have to pry my (preferably vanilla) Diet Coke from my cold dead hands.

As a 2-a-day drinker of Diet Coke I have to say the caffeine-free version is NASTY.

Man, she was so funny on “30 Rock” :-(

I get that it came from Spy, and I get the vulgarian part, but what does the short fingered part mean?

Who are these people who want to vote for him, and can we please take their voting card away just for this election?

ROFL! New life motto: I JUST DO THINGS.

My son was 3 months old and we were in a puddle jumper (3 seats per row, I don't think there was a bathroom) and he decided to poo in the middle of the flight. Holy moly, I had to change him on my lap DURING turbulence (I mean in a plane like that when is there no turbulence). Thankfully he was quiet the whole time…

I was at the Dome, and they were incredible aggressive. I mean, I get it, a bad call, more fans than the other team, but still. The behavior happened multiple time and I guess it wasn’t shown on TV. You have to be professional. They ran towards the ref at the end of the game, it looked like they were going to assault…

Hey, more medicine for us!

I got my tetanus shot yesterday. I looks like the photo and that reminded me of how much it hurts... I mean the shot didn’t at the time but now my arm is so sore.

You leave the corgis out of this.

“spinoff”

If the Duggar sisters will be in it I have NO faith that it will be a good program. They will probably say it is no big deal, and keep defending their brother.

I’m sitting this one out, y’all.

Ugh, these two are trying too hard. Exhausting. Also, overcompensating for something? They remind me of Demi and Ashton on Twitter back in the day.