What have you done this cuteness has melted meeeeeeeee

Thank you. I do try.

Ahh! Mark recommended my status. My weekend is made.

Status: currently using my cup filled with vodka and cranberry to charge my Fitbit. #winning

OMG, same with fibromyalgia! (I did go gluten free for a few months just to prove them wrong.) Gah.

Ok, that was an unexpected turn.

Jeb, because it looks like he would talk the least.

So you are saying that Marco Rubio is Left Shark?

That was amazing.

The video for "Pedestrian at best" is not as complex but, oh, the lyrics are so good:

I've been obsessed with her albums since I heard of her on Fresh Air. Look for concert dates. She'll be in the U.S. next month.

“Veep” is fantastic and it should be way more popular than it is.

I tried to watch it on Netflix, but it was not closed captioned and I could understand a word of it. #notnativeenglishspeaker

Hate vodka? You monster!

But his abs are so pale!

Give me Peter Dinklage instead any day...

Not your best week, Indiana.

Well, he is not in Dirt Bag today but y'all, last night I had a dream I made out with Peter Dinklage while at the movies. Not a bad dream! I hope tonight I dream about a another cutie.

I heard Courtney Barnett on "Fresh Air" on Thursday, and I am OBSESSED. Great lyricist.