I miss our Snowflake. She was an albino, named by my daughter.

Oh, no no no. I speak Spanish and heard the segment and he most definitely was NOT talking about the make-up job, he was talking about Mrs. Obama. Here is the translation and follow up:

F. Married to a Mexican/Chinese/African/(insert group you were racist against here)

They look great!

Has anyone made a gif of his Lion King audition? With lyrics? It makes me crack up every single time.

Do you live in my house? Because this is a common occurrence

Oh yay! Here it is. WANT.

This onesie is hideous, but the other day she was wearing a shark hoodie that I would TOTALLY buy. Can't remember where I saw it.

It is an ugly blue and black dress. If you see other colors, it is because of your eyes' sensitivity to light and your retina's rods and cones. If you think it's pretty, it is because you have bad taste. No tricks, no optical illusions.

I was wondering why articles like this started popping up on my Facebook feed today. http://m.naturalnews.com/news/048745_Ga…

Well, I thought it was fantastic. Over the top. Captured the movie perfectly. And it had Lego Batman.

Oh my goodness! Reader's Digest! I got my own subscription at 7, because I kept reading my Dad's.

Our piggy passed away in November. I'm still not over it. I'm a 42 year old grown ass woman who misses a 3 year old cavey! GAH!

Huh, I thought when you went to PP you had to go through a mandatory abortion in the waiting room before you get to do all the other checkup stuff.

Off topic: is the top photo a tutorial on how to do make-up if one of your eyes is slightly bigger than the other? Because that would be a great topic (not joking, it bothers me when I see my photos).

For hands, Norwegian Formula Hand Cream from Neutrogena is the bomb. Absorbs quickly and leaves them soft.

Oh my lawd! That is what he does! Leaves it in the dryer half wet and then complains the next day that it is wrinkled and it stinks. Duh! Take it out and fold it! Otherwise, nope, it doesn't count.

This this this this this. The number of times my husband messes up the laundry or the dishes, because "he's not as good as" me. Gah!

You know, I was speechless because I had never heard of that and didn't know it was a thing. Now, I just stay far, far away from her. And of course, my family is all vaccinated.