This is confusing to me as well. I'm Catholic and I hear over and over about fetuses being a person but how is a fetus a person if you cannot baptize it?

Or in case you are a AA too. U.S. boo-less cannot shop there.

My Dad always says "don't be afraid of the dead, be afraid of the living". "Look at me" TOTALLY proves his point.

WFH last week. She was taking care of my laptop charger. ETA: Kinja won't let me post pic :-(

That sketch was amazing.

MORON customers.

Really, who didn't have a crush on him?

Didn't he use to wear an insulin pump? Where is it?

Didn't he use to wear an insulin pump? Where is it?

Dodai, I have been a Jezebel reader since the first day (was already hooked on other Gawker sites). Your contributions have been amazing during these 7 years, and I know they will continue over at Fusion. Godspeed, mazel tov, happy trails, mucha suerte!

UGH, flashbacks from when my daughter had it twice in a row. Ovide is a life saver.

Can you guys do a Photoshop of Horrors on the "Hello!" wedding cover? Because George Clooney is unrecognizible. Oy.

That is a Cake Wreck! Holy moly ugly cake. I hope at least it tasted good.

How about the movie story in The Goonies?

"You may not believe it, but I am hardened against disgusting images"

TRUTH, Kelly.

At first look I was like "squid, yum!!!" Then I read the post and I was like "octopus, yum!!!"

Oh my word, I read his posts with one eye closed and one eye open. Just in case :-)

What can I do to have this honor bestowed onto me as well?

Meh, they've sold Vera Bradleys at Disney World for a while now. And the patterns were kinda cute. The mice were camouflaged in the paisley.