LittleGreenFrog
Little Green Frog
LittleGreenFrog

I think it was this one:

The Robertson girl is 16; she shouldn't be encouraging prayer at school, she should be getting married or -according to her Grandpa- she will be a spinster or an unruly wife.

The Robertson girl is 16; she shouldn't be encouraging prayer at school, she should be getting married or -according to her Grandpa- she will be a spinster or an unruly wife.

What song is this?

Everyone on Twitter is talking about the George Clooney joke. I missed it! What was it?

Level 323 is killing me, y'all.

Level 323 is killing me, y'all.

So the next season will feature the wedding of his granddaughter? She's already 16, how much longer should she wait in his opinion?

"Pubic readings"? Haha! Were they in the nude?

Just one tip: don't use Kosher salt! I did one time and the play dough was all grainy. Use regular table salt.

Drunk skeball and whack-a-mole are the best! Coincidentally that is where I had my bday dinner this year.

At the risk of sounding incredibly naive and uninformed, what is a butt plug? (No, I can't google it, at work.)

I posted this at Gawker but here it goes again: I wish they changed the name of the A. H. Stephens State Park in Georgia as well (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._H._Ste…). Every time I go there my blood boils. Crawfordville is 57% African American and Stephens was the guy that gave the Cornerstone Speech. You know,

Why is this not on Netflix or Hulu??? My favorite memory is watching the episode when she gives birth to Saffy. It was a week before I gave birth to my first :-)

Yep. Happened to me. My children are half Hispanic, half Scotch-Irish. A kid told me with a straight face "you can't be her Mom because you don't look like her. You must be the nanny". Now, this (white) kid actually had a Hispanic nanny so I'm guessing that it's what he saw day to day, HOWEVER the tone and intensity

Ah yeah, my son's first birthday. Got him a little Blue's Clues cake. His mouth was all blue, but I wasn't expecting that other package a few hours later. We laugh about it to this day (no photo, though).

I wish mine was like that. Mine comes down in clots. HUGE clots. One was so big it pushed my tampon out. When your GYN tells you he is "impressed by that" and he "doesn't get impressed" that often, you know you have a winner uterus.

Serious question. How do you know that the employee is commission-based?

Woooooo! I just drunk a huge strong vodka martini and I'm watching the Colbert Report and playing Candy Crush!